Học Tiếng Anh Qua Bài Hát Có Phụ Đề: おしゃかしゃま/Oshakashama

-----Kanji-----
カラスが増えたから殺します
さらに猿が増えたから減らします
でもパンダは減ったから増やします
けど人類は増えても増やします

僕らはいつでも神様に
願って拝んでても　いつしか
そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ

僕が見たことないんだ
あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
さらに話で聞いてる神様
はどれもこれも人の形なんだ

偶然の一致か　運命の合致
はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ


だから何だって言うんだ
生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
なんとかって言った連鎖の
上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
あるんだって言い張んだよ

もしもこの僕が神様ならば
全てを決めてもいいなら
７日間で世界を作るような
真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
またキチッとした計画を立てて

だってせって急いで競いで
焦ってせーで入って作って出して
増やして出して 出したら増やして
なして どうしてって何でかって
けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
話して聞かしてなんでなんで？

だってバカなんだって
人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
分かってるって
だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
だってだってなんでったって

馬鹿は死なないと治らない
なら考えたって仕方がない
さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう

だからなんだって　ダメになったって
先があんだって言うんだ
なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
次はなんだって言うんだ
だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
何をどうやっていいんだ
何を言ったって　何をやったって
ダメだダメだって言うんだ

ならば　どうすればいい？
どこに向かえばいい
いてもいなくなっても
いけないならば　どこに

来世があったって仮に無くたって
だから何だって言うんだ
生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
天国行ったって　地獄だったって
だからなんだって言うんだ
上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
横にだって道はあんだ

----Romaji-----
karasu ga fuetakara koroshimasu
sarani saru ga fuetakara
demo panda ha hettakara fuyashimasu
kedo jinrui ha fuetemo fuyashimasu

bokura ha itsu demo kamisama
negatte ogandetemo itsushika
sousa bokura jinruiga kamisama
kizuitara nattetano nanisama nanosa

boku ga mita kotonainda
achira kochira no kaiga de mirunda
sara ni hanashi de kiitemiru kamisama ha
doremo koremo hito no katachi nanda

guuzen no icchika, unmei no gacchi
hatamata jibun katte sukecchi
acchi kocchi socchitte docchi
ittai dounatterun Da Vinci

raise ga attatte kari ni nakutatte
dakara nandatte iunda
umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
kotaa doudatte iinda
hito ha itsu datte subete sukikatte
nantokatte itta rensa no
ue ni naomoteppenga
arundatte iihandayo

moshimo kono boku ga kamisama naraba
subete wo kimetemo iinara
nanoka kan de sekai wo tsukuru you na
mane ha kitto boku ha shinaidarou
kitto motto chanto jikan wo kakete
mata kichitto shita keikaku wo tatetete

datte setteisoide kisoide
asettese-de haitte tsukuttedashite
fuyashite herashite herashitara fuyashite
nashite doushitette nandedatta
kedo dashitafurishite wakatterukuseshite
kikashite nande nande?
datte baka nandatte
jinrui nante sorya sounandatte
wakatterutte
dakara123de monjaebaiinda
dattedattenandettatte

bakaha shinanai to naoranai
nara kangaetatte shikata ganai
saa raise no oiran ni kitaidai
demo matte jaa gense ha dou sundai?
saa mucha shiyou sonde kucha shiyou
futatsu awasatte mechakucha ni shiyou
saa uya shiyou sonde muya shiyou
futatsu awasatte uyamuya shiyou

dakara nandatte dame ni nattatte
saki ga andatte iunda
naze ni nandatte koi shichattoite
tsugi ha nandatte iunda
daga shikashi but kerekeredo yet
nani wo douyatte iinda
nani wo ittatte nani wo yattatte
dameda dameda tteiunda

naraba dousureba
dokoni mukaeba ii
itemo inakunattemo
ikenainaraba dokoni

raise ga attatte karini nakutatte
dakara nandatte iunda
umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
nnakotaa doudatte iinda
tengoku ittatte jigoku dattatte
dakara nandatte iunda
ue janaku tatte shita janakutatte
yoko ni datte michi ha anda

-----English Translation-----

We'll kill some crows since There are too much of them.
We'll get rid of some monkeys since there are too much of them.
We'll raise more pandas since there are few of them.
But we'll raise more mankind yet while there are too much of them.

While we've always been offering prayers and singing praises to God,
we've noticed that we mankind have turned into God without knowing.
That's right, who do we think we are?

I've never seen the real thing,
but I've seen them in arts that are here and there.
Furthermore, God that I've heard in stories always
holds shape of a human.

Is it a coincidence?
Fate that has coincided?
Perhaps just a selfish sketch?

It's here and there--
where do you mean by 'there'?
What on earth did you mean, DaVinci?

If an afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
What about it?
If we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
Who cares?
Mankind are always egotistic about anything.
They insist that there are still more beyond,
even while we stand on top of the chain of...whatever it's called.

If I am to become God,
and am able to decide everything,
I would certainly not do such a thing as making the world within seven days.

I would definitely spend more time,
and would make a proper plan.
Because look, since was made in such a hurry and rush...
It's been cut and pasted, formed and ruined...

Brought forth and brought down.
Brought down then brought forth.
You ask, why?
Why is it so? What is it for?

You pretend to hold a question mark,
while you actually already know.
\"Please tell me, let me know. Why is it so? Why is it so?\"
I'm telling you, it's because mankind are foolish.
Of course are, we all are aware of that.
So they should just perish by a count of 1,2,3,
cuz I'm telling you!

Mankind are born foolish, and they are to die foolish.
Then it's just pointless to use our mind!
Well, let's just look forward to ourselves in the next world.
Hey wait, what about ourselves in this world!

Come, let's be reckless! And then thoughtless!
Combine them together and let's make a mess!

Come, here's a veil, and here's a mask.
Wear them both and let's turn everything obscure.

You ask, what's wrong with all that?
There always is a waiting ahead even after things get ruined.
You ask, what's next?
While you were the one who threw them away from doubtfulness.
But, although, however--
Yet, still, besides--
How should we do what?
Whatever we say, whatever we do, they say that they're all no good.

Then what should we do?
Where should we go?
We're unable to get there, regardless of our existence here.
So then, where should we go...?

If an afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
What about it?
If we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
Who cares?
If we go to heaven? Or if by any chance to hell?
So what?
The path could be by our side, even if it might not be above or beneath us.