Học Tiếng Anh Qua Bài Hát Có Phụ Đề: Funny Happy Birthday Song

Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates,
\r\nthe fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.
\r\nAnd the whole plan gathers round' gifts and laughter do will bound,
\r\nwe let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.
\r\nHappy Birthday, now your one year older.
\r\nHappy Birthday, your life still isn't over.
\r\nHappy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.
\r\nBut you didn't die this year i guess that's good enough.
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\r\nSo lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don't remind yourself
\r\nyour chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.
\r\nDose it feel like your doing laps, and eating food and taking naps,
\r\nand hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer.
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\r\nHappy Birthday, what have you done that matters?
\r\nHappy Birthday, your starting to get fatter.
\r\nHappy Birthday, it's downhill from now on.
\r\nTry not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
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\r\nIf cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney
\r\nAnd live for all eternity inside a block of ice.
\r\nBut instead your time is set this is the only life you get,
\r\nAnd though it hasen't ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!
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\r\nHappy Birthday, you wish you had more money.
\r\nHappy Birthday, your lifes so sad it's funny.
\r\nHappy Birthday, how much more can you take?
\r\nBut your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.
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\r\nHappy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Dear.....
\r\n(muttering)
\r\nRalph, Bill, Graphton, Stanley, Frank, Skippy the Butch Kangroo, Bob,
\r\nStarts with a G.. G.. Blah! Blah! Blah!