Big Weenie
[Intro]
\r\n(Talking)
\r\nI don't understand..
\r\nWhy are you bein so mean!?
\r\nYou're a MEAN, MEAN MAN!
\r\n
\r\n[Chorus]
\r\nYou're just jealous of me
\r\nCause you, you just can't do what I do
\r\nSo instead of just admitting it
\r\nYou walk around and say
\r\nAll kinds of really mean things about me
\r\nCause you're a meany, a meany
\r\nBut it's only cause you're really jealous of me
\r\nCause I'm what you wanna be
\r\nSo you just look like a idiot
\r\nWhen you say these mean things
\r\nCause it's too easy to see
\r\nYou're really just a big weenie, big weenie
\r\n
\r\n[Verse 1]
\r\nAlright listen, I need you to focus
\r\nI need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
\r\nWe are going to perform an experiment of a sort
\r\nI'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment
\r\nNow I need you to open your mind, your eyes - close em'
\r\nYou are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
\r\nFor the next 4 and a half minutes
\r\nWe are going to explore into your mind
\r\nTo find out why you're so fuckin jealous
\r\nNow why do they make you who
\r\nPibbity-cock-a-poo-poo
\r\nSyke, I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're still listening
\r\nOk now I need your un-divided attention
\r\nSir I have a question
\r\nWhy do I always sense this,
\r\nUndeniable tension from the moment I enter into the room?
\r\nIt gets all quiet and whispers
\r\nWhenever there's conversations why am I always mentioned?
\r\nI been dying to ask, it's been itching at me
\r\nIs it just because...
\r\n
\r\n[Chorus]
\r\nYou're just jealous of me
\r\nCause you, you just can't do what I do
\r\nSo instead of just admitting it
\r\nYou walk around and say
\r\nAll kinds of really mean things about me
\r\nCause you're a meany, a meany
\r\nBut it's only cause you're really jealous of me
\r\nCause I'm what you wanna be
\r\nSo you just look like a idiot
\r\nWhen you say these mean things
\r\nCause it's too easy to see
\r\nYou're really just a big weenie, big weenie
\r\n
\r\n[Verse 2]
\r\nAlright now I, I just flubbed(?) a line
\r\nI was going to say something extremly important
\r\nBut I forgot who or what it was
\r\nI fucked up,
\r\nSyke, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didin't
\r\nThat's just what you wanted to hear from me
\r\nIs that I FUCKED up ain't it?
\r\nThat I could bust one take
\r\nWithout lookin at no paper
\r\nIt doesn't take a bunch of takes
\r\nOr me to stand here in this booth all day
\r\nFor me to say the truth ok
\r\nYou're drooling, you have tooth decay
\r\nYou're mouth is open,
\r\nYou're disgusting
\r\nWhat the fuck you eat for lunch,
\r\nA bunch of sweets or somethin
\r\nWhat you munch a bunch of crunch-a-munch?
\r\nYou're tooth is rottin through the gum
\r\nYour breath stinks,
\r\nWant to chew some gum?
\r\n[Yes I do sir what am I on?]
\r\nYou sir are on ??
\r\n[Marshall I'm so jealous of you
\r\nPlease say you won't tell nobody
\r\nI'd be so embarassed
\r\nI'm just absolutely terrified
\r\nThat someone's gonna find out
\r\nWhy I'm saying all these terrible, evil, and awful
\r\nMean things, is my own insecurities!!]
\r\n
\r\n[Chorus]
\r\nYou're just jealous of me
\r\nCause you, you just can't do what I do
\r\nSo instead of just admitting it
\r\nYou walk around and say
\r\nAll kinds of really mean things about me
\r\nCause you're a meany, a meany
\r\nBut it's only cause you're just really jealous of me
\r\nCause I'm what you wanna be
\r\nSo you just look like a idiot
\r\nWhen you say these mean things
\r\nCause it's too easy to see
\r\nYou're really just a big weenie, big weenie
\r\n
\r\n[Verse 3]
\r\nAlright now we, we're going to conduct
\r\nThat experiment that we were talking about earlier
\r\nJust to see what a frog looks like
\r\nWhen he takes 2 hits of exctasy
\r\nCause that's exactly what your eyes look like
\r\nWanna check to see? Here's a mirror
\r\nNotice the resemblance here?
\r\nWait let me put these sun glasses on
\r\nNow look in this mirror, how bout' now
\r\nWhat do you have in common?
\r\nYou're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em'
\r\nYou look like I sound like, singing about weenies
\r\nNow take my weenie out of your mouth
\r\nThis is between me and you
\r\nI know you're not happy,
\r\nI know you'd much rather see my lying
\r\nIn the corner of a room somewhere crying
\r\nCurled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind dying
\r\nThere's no denying
\r\nThat my weenie is much bigger than yours is
\r\nMine is like stickin a banana in between 2 oranges
\r\nWhy are you even doin this to yourself?
\r\nIt's pointless,
\r\nWhy do we have to keep on going through this?
\r\nThis is torturous
\r\nMy point is this, that if you say mean things,
\r\nYou're weenie will shrink
\r\nNow I forgot what the chorus is..
\r\n
\r\n[Chorus]
\r\nYou're just jealous of me
\r\nCause you, you just can't do what I do
\r\nSo instead of just admitting it
\r\nYou walk around and say
\r\nAll kinds of really mean things about me
\r\nCause you're a meany, a meany
\r\nBut it's only cause you're just really jealous of me
\r\nCause I'm what you wanna be
\r\nSo you just look like a idiot
\r\nWhen you say these mean things
\r\nCause it's too easy to see
\r\nYou're really just a big weenie, big weenie
\r\n
\r\nFuck off my dick
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